Yay! ⁣You too can become a sneaker influencing millionaire! So I’ve been getting a bunch of emails from companies insisting that I’m well on my way to becoming a ‘sneaker influencer’ and they want to work with me for something like ONLY $400/week to help me grow my Instagram following. ONLY $400 A week!!!!! I mean, I could even do cross posting with guys like @jayalvarrez (definitely my target market) and if I’m lucky I might even be able to work with someone like @kyliejenner !!! ⁣ You guys can all thank me later. ⁣ Here’s your 5 step guide to becoming a sneaker influencer:⁣ 1. Go to your local Nike outlet and purchase the *hottest* shoe in the streets regardless of size (in this case - size 15 Martine Rose x Nike Monarch Triple Blacks even though I wear a size 9)⁣ 2. Take pictures in portrait mode with your iPhone outside making sure to appear you’re in motion, even if you’re not. Bonus points if you’re splashing in puddles. ⁣ 3. Generate thousands upon thousands of likes and comments and gain more and more followers.. ⁣ 4. Respond to the neverending string of emails from people promising even more likes and comments and followers.⁣ 5. Get flown all over the world and ‘influence’ people to buy sneakers! Thank me later!