If y'all ever wondered where @champagnepapi came up with the concept for those Certified Loverboy AF1's, read this and then 'thank me later.'
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A few years ago, Drake was the king of his world. He was known for his smooth beats and even smoother rhymes, but his love life was a different story. One day, his girlfriend of several days decided to call it quits, and Drake was devastated. He stayed in bed crying for a full month, refusing to leave his room or even speak to anyone.
His friends and family tried everything to cheer him up. They brought him ice cream, played his favorite songs, and even tried to set him up on dates, but nothing worked. Eventually, they decided to take drastic measures and hired a team of professional criers to come and cry with Drake in his room.
To their surprise, it worked! Drake was so moved by the sight of all these strangers crying with him that he decided to channel his feelings into his latest Nike design. He took a pair of white on white air force ones, scribbled 'certified lover boy' on the midsole, and the shoes sold out immediately.
Drake was back on top, and he knew it was all thanks to the power of crying it out. From that day on, he made sure to always keep a team of professional criers on call, just in case he ever needed them again.
The end.
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