Now that the kiddos are (finally) back in school, I've reactivated my resume on a few sites...except...this time I added 'sneakers' to the mix.
I'm flattered that the @ziprecruiter engine thinks I'd be able to direct the whole sneaker division for a $27bn dollar company (@ebaysneakers ) while also being an excellent match pulling in $12/hour as a cook at a sports grille in Florida...
I think I'd prefer to direct the sneakers division for @ebay , though. Hit me up with suggestions if you know of anything I'd be great at!